**** Fallout 2018 ****

Apocalyptic Terms of Service

I. In the event of a zombie apocalypse a fifty percent ration tax would be given to all scientific institutions that are researching the cure or prevention to the disease/fungi/neurotoxin that of which is causing people to “turn” into a zombie.

II. If a person is immune to “turning” they are to report to the nearest facility that is researching a cure or prevention.

III. The prevention of the disease/fungi/neurotoxin is the main operation of the world if an apocalyptic zombie situation were to happen if you or a loved one are actively spreading the zombification they WILL serve a death sentence.

IV. If you are “turned” you are to report to the bio-hazard areas now near landfills make sure you are there before you fully “turn”.

V. Any subscription based software with automated paying will still be charged until told otherwise.

VI. If one is holding rations without paying the tax they WILL be used as research in better improving the cure or prevention to “turning”.

VII. Any or all governments that are still intact during this apocalyptic situation will focus all their resources on the better of the world.

VIII. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

IX. If more than 99.995% of the population is “turned” then the government that is still in control will detonate the “Doomsday Device” after informing whoever they can to search for shelter before the “Doomsday Device” rids the world of a zombie filled land.


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